Joke!

I have been in pain this week. I thought is because of gastric. So I went to see the doctor.

Doctor: "So what's your problem today?"

Me: "I have gastric pain lately... Can you help?"

Doctor: "Which side of it you feel pain?"

I showed him.

Doctor: "Hmm.. That is not stomach, in fact that is your colon."

Me, flabbergasted: "Huh? This is not my stomach? Then I'm not having gastric pain? But I feel pain whenever I touch here (my colon)!"

Doctor: "That because you have constipation."

Me, blushed: "Oh, constipation eh..."

Doctor: "I suppose that you have not been defecate for these past few days. Why not start eating more fruits and vegetables today? You will see the consequences. I will prescribe some fibre pills for you. Take a seat outside."

Receptionist: "Mr Robert, here are the fibre pills, twice daily and... ... ... Remeber to eat more fruits and vegetables! This will help!"

Oh great, as I turn around, I can sense that all other patients were looking at me. Thanks. This point of time, I really hope that I have a changkok to dig a hole and bury myself.

What a joke! Now then I know where is my stomach and my colon.