1 funeral, 2 MCs, 3 cans of beer.

There's nothing more I can say, the bottom line is no matter where you go, I still love you and I would still want to be your grandson in the next life.

Virus is everywhere. Coughing sniffing and blowing. Total cost = $29.00 (plus consultation) + #27.00 (without consultation, then I realize how cheap is the consultation) = $56.00

I want to go drunk today. I mean, one of these days. The 3 little cans of beer is smiling at me right now.

You "She's so 'elegant'"

Me "Who? She? Ya, right, she really arrogant and I dun like her."

You "What la... ELEgant la."

Me "What?! ELEgant say ELEgant la! Sounds like ARROgant ma. Wa biang oei."

Okay la.. I not paying attention la.