Nah, because I just wanna express my thoughts for the month November.
NAH! Actually I wanna introduce some of my colleagues.
NAH!!!!! Actually wanna add 1 more blog post to my blog.
Let's start.
Andie
He's shorter than me 1 head and 20 years older than me. Ok he's the manager here, and my driver whom drives me to work everyday. (Everyday except today because his car went to the garage for repair; I named his car yellow submarine.) He always talk with a lot of gestures. For example:
"Eh Robert-kia, I tell you huh, that Mr Ho (then he will put his right hand up) is a backstabber! Last time he told me... (then his left hand pointing dunno-where) Now he tell me... (Both hands on the air) So now he will... (suddenly stand up and hands always not at the same position...) So you must be careful ar!"
Then I will say
"Hookay, so your point is...."
Ric
Another uncle whom is 20++ older than me and a huge stomach. Beer is the culprit, says he. A very responsible uncle I must say. And, he likes to tell me dirty jokes that I'm not interested with. So one day, I challenged him:
"Hey Ric, listen up. One day, there were one black cat and one white cat. Then they having a stroll in the park. Out of the sudden, black cat drop into a well. Black cat was so panicked at this time. He look up and said something to the white cat. And my question is, what did the black cat said?"
He looked puzzled and I know that I've won this round... He then gave up.
"The black cat said... 'Meow!' How can a cat talk! WA LAU EH!"
I replied and feeling very proud. My senses telling me that my jokes are better than his. However, he said these:
"What the f*ck Robert! This kind of lame joke you dare to tell me ar!!! What the f*ck! (Yeah he repeated twice)"
He thinks he's better and he made some amendments with my joke.
"The black cat and the white cat know that there's a wishing well! Whatever you wish for you just shout and jump in to the well and your wish will come true. Then the white cat jumped into the well and shouted. 'I WANT A BIG BREAST!!' And prrrrringgg! She got a pair of big breast! Then the black cat saw what happened and follow the white cat. She ran towards the well and suddenly, she tripped on something fell in to the well. Just right before she fell in to the well she scolded 'WA CCB!!!' Then when the black cat came out of the well she was very smelly. OK END!! NOW MINE WAS MORE FUNNIER! WAHAHAHAHAHA"
Then all my colleagues laugh.
Idiots.
Lam (I pronounce him as Lamb)
The pampered guy that born-in-Vietnam-but-stayed-in-UK-and-now-working-in-SG fella. He dunno Mandrin. He only knows how to speak Cantonese and English with a British accent. He got iphone and this makes me hate him soooo much!
"Andie! Where's my door! I thought I told you since last week! You promised me!" (With a very annoying British accent.
"Where's M! Tell her she's f*cking lazy! Tell her!" (He always tell me but in front of M, he keep quiet.)
"POK KAI LA ROBERT!!" (I still dunno what's the meaning of 'POK KAI')
"Robert likes me."
Then I will shout, "POK KAI LA MR LAMB!"
Mikenga
This one is the legend. My ex boss. A very annoying pest to us.
"Robert so how's the progress?"
"HAR!?"
"Andie so how's the progress?"
"WHAT?!"
"Ric so how's the progress?"
"PARDON?"
"H so how's the progress?"
"HUH?!"
"Mr Ho so how's the progress?"
"NI GONG XIA MI?"
AND HE LIKES TO SPEAK VERY SOFT!!
Jo
My current boss. Driving Toyota Camry.
"Eh Robert, see I brought you from hell to heaven. Now who's better? Me or Mikenga?"
"Eh Jo, you think you drive Camry big f*ck ar! Here also same lo! Bleah!"
But still have to thank him, he made me bring home more $$ than before.. Haha..
And I like to imitate all of them. Because I'm very observant. My imitating skills cheer my team up most of the time. Everybardy loves Robert. Hahahahahaha.
We must have fun during work, or else life will be so dull.. So many will ask, what am I doing? Why am I so busy now a days? Actually it is all because of..
Dun call yourself a Singaporean if you dunno what is this.
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